It’s a help me, Bob, I’m a bully in the alley,
Way, hey, bully in the alley!
Help me, Bob, I’m a bully in the alley,
Bully down in shinbone al!
Well, Sally is the girl that I love dearly,
Sally is the girl that I spliced nearly.
For seven long years I courted Sally,
All she did was dilly-dally.
I’ll leave Sal and I’ll become a sailor,
I’ll leave Sal and ship aboard a whaler.
I’ll come back and I’ll marry Sally,
We’ll have kids and count them by the tally.