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Dinner For One

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You are the winner of a very nice dinner
Come over at nine and then we can dine
We’ll cook up a storm, a few eggs and some corn
Me and you at the dinner for two.

You said you like pie so I’ll bake one at five
Rhubarb and custard and a little bit of mustard
Can’t wait til we eat, take the weight off our feet
You and me at the dinner for two.

Seven minutes to nine, and it’s almost time
The doorbell it rings and the postman he brings
A letter from you that said that we’re through
I won’t be eating no dinner for two.

So I’ll eat til I’m done
At this dinner for one
I won’t be eating no dinner with you!

I bought a bottle of wine, it’s your favourite kind
It cost me some money and it’s gonna be funny
When I drink it alone, with nobody home
I like the sound of this dinner for one!

Oh the food’s on the boil, now I wrap it foil
Give the onions a fry, and I’ll start to cry
But then I cook it batter, oh what does it matter
It’ll be fun at this dinner for one!

So I’ll eat til I’m done
At this dinner for one
I won’t be eating no dinner with you!
I won’t be eating no dinner with you!
I won’t be eating no dinner with you!

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