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Whale of a Tale

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Got a whale of a tale to tell ya, lads
A whale of a tale or two
‘Bout the flappin’ fish and the girls I’ve loved
On nights like this with the moon above
A whale of a tale and it’s all true
I swear by my tattoo

There was Mermaid Minnie, met her down in Madagascar
She would kiss me, any time that I would ask her
Then one evening her flame of love blew out
Blow me down and pick me up!
She swapped me for a trout

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There was Typhoon Tessie, met her on the coast of Java
When we kissed I bubbled up like molten lava
Then she gave me the scare of my young
Blow me down and pick me up!
She was the captain’s wife

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Then there was Harpoon Hannah, had a look that spelled out danger
My heart quivered when she whispered, “I’m there, stranger”
Bought her trinkets that sailors can’t afford
And when I spent my last red cent
She tossed me overboard!

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