Knights of the Round Table

We’re knights of the round table
We dance when e’er we’re able
We do routines and chorus scenes
With footwork impecc-able
We dine well here in Camelot
We eat ham and jam and spam a lot

We’re knights of the round table
Our shows are for-mid-able
But many times, we’re given rhymes
That are quite unsing-able
We’re opera mad in Camelot
We sing from the diaphragm a lot

In war we’re tough and able,
Quite in-de-fat-i-gable.
Between our quests we sequin vests and impersonate Clark Gable
It’s a busy life in Camelot
I have to push the pram a lot!